Jocelyn and I have a blog. It's awesome.

jveuxtonamour666.blogspot.com/

Seriously, I could not love her more.

Hahahahahahahaha!

I'mma pink head now..




Yep.



This post made public so spies can take notice at how much prettier I am than them. I got this shit on lock. Always and forever.

"Sarah Morrison: I really can't handle ugly girls talking about sex or their vaginas. I like picturing them as Ken dolls down there."

Last night after attending a VERY awkward show, Adriann and I decide it's time to get drunk and act a fool. Adriann, Josh, Wally and I go to the grocery store to buy beer. (Wally is already drunk at this point..) So we're checking out and the cashier asks "Whats the yellow marker on all your hands for?" Wally replies "It means we all have herpes."

Needless to say, Walter is now officially my hero.

I got carded at the movies tonight.. seriously..? Clearly I am not 17. The cop just wanted my name and address so he can send me Bloody Valentines like the ones in the movie I saw.



Oh yeah, the remake of My Bloody Valentine was pretty fucking brilliant, by the way. The whole 3D thing was pretty spectacular too. Especially since the glasses look like cute little rip off Ray Bans. I refuse to watch any movie that isn't in 3D from now on.

Last night I had a dream that my mom wanted me to teach her how to use the computer/internet because she wanted to check and see if she was on "Our Chart" (fans of The L Word know what I'm talking about). Haha please take note that my mother is not even a lesbian.

I amuse myself.


lola iluv (1:18:35 AM): I think most people cringe at the thought of me

Madame Ekstasy (1:18:50 AM): Whaaaaaat

Madame Ekstasy (1:19:00 AM): Like ur fucking Quasimodo or something??

lola iluv (1:19:04 AM): Like "Oh god, it's the drunk bitch." I make terrible first impressions.

Madame Ekstasy (1:19:14 AM): Lol

lola iluv (1:19:15 AM): I need to quit drinking.. or start drinking more.

lola iluv (1:19:17 AM): I can't decide

lola iluv (1:22:53 AM): Plus I'm probably highly annoying when I'm drunk. Or just really funny. It's a fine line.

Madame Ekstasy (1:23:02 AM): Hahha

It is literally impossible for me to love her any more than I already do.




( So cute your head might explode. )

New Years Eve was amazing. Drank a bottle of pink champagne. Watched The L Word. Passed out by 10:00.

So, I finally got the movies that I ordered in the mail. I forgot just how much I love Blood Feast. The perfect combination of blood, guts, and bad acting.

I also bought The Gore Gore Girls and Corpse Grinders 2. I think those were the "Christmas presents" that I was most excited about. Even though I didn't even get them until after Christmas.

I also got these beauts..



Seriously LUV them! They're so Andy McCoy it's amazing.

<3